What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?.?

Question

What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?.?

Answer 1

got my finger stuck in the bottle....uhh it really hurts allot...

Answer 2

i fell on the road....still dont know y....

Answer 3

Poured lighter fluid over my arm and set fire to it when filling a zippo lighter.

Answer 4

This happened to my friend..she was shaving in the shower..and as she was shaving she lost grip of the razor..and as it was in the air she grabbed it..and as she grabbed it..it sliced her nose XD

it bled so bad she had to come to school with a band-aid on her nose XD

As for me..I was playing my guitar..and I was home by myself so I decided to go crazy with it..next thing you know it somehow hit me in the head really really hard...and..I had a bump on my head for like a week..and a bad head ache =X Guitar went a little out of tune..oh well >.>

Answer 5

Slipped on an egg white and sprained my ankle!!!.

Answer 6

i was drinking at a party, pretty wasted

everyone told me to lay down, but since the party was going on in the living room, thats where i chose to lay

i grabbed a pillow off the couch and decided to lie down on the floor

i put the pillow down, laid down with my arms under the pillow

went to put my face down and moved my arms, forgot to let go of the pillow, and slammed my nose into the hardwood floor. it was fantastic, i went to school that monday with quite the bruised face, and had to come up with some nutty excuse to tell my parents  

Answer 7

I was walking down a newly installed handicap ramp, in front of a convience store and fell and broke my foot. They had built it incorrectly and had rounded the edges. that is why my foot turned. I always thought it was stupid because I got hurt on a handicap ramp. Needless to say they had it rebuilt the next week.