What's the fastest thing in the world?

Question

No sensible answers please.

Answer 1

the speed of light!

Answer 2

pooooooootttttttaaaaaaaatoooooooooos that are smexiful it increases there speed

Answer 3

The speed of light!

Oh no that was too sensible!  Erm...the fastest thing in the world?...must be the rate at which my partner spends money!  :(

*SL

Answer 4

Dark!

'coz no matter how fast Light moves, the Dark is always waiting for it...

Answer 5

The time difference between actual release and sound of my gas..

Answer 6

My dog's diarrhoea, he cracked the pavement!!

Answer 7

A hire car.

Answer 8

me in bed ;)

Answer 9

An E-Type cat....

MeeeeeeeeOOOOWwwwwwwww...................

Answer 10

Light

Answer 11

Erm, the speed of light.

Answer 12

my boyfriends gun in his pocket when he sees me ;)

Answer 13

Time, when your having to much fun.

Answer 14

belgium

Answer 15

The shortest time period in the world is the time between the light turning green and the person behind you honking

Answer 16

me :)

Answer 17

my 14 month old girl

Answer 18

My right hand.

Answer 19

Thought.

x x x

Answer 20

the speed of thought

Answer 21

Milk....it's pasteurise before you know it (past your eyes....get it?...never mind, I'll get my coat and be off....)

Answer 22

the speed a sparrow can go mooo...

i dunno, its random

Answer 23

The speed at which my turtle cheesecake disappears.  

Answer 24

The time between one bill and another

Answer 25

Time.  

Answer 26

Gossip

Answer 27

My Legs :P haha Faster than a lamborghini :p

Answer 28

cheese.