What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Question

I always get me coffee and smoke. I could still have sleep in my eyes and a full bladder but that doesn't stop me from lighting up and drinking me java!!!!!!

Answer 1

I also have a smoke, in bed but don't tell anyone.  Secondly, I put on my glasses so I can see the world.

Answer 2

Switch the alarm clock off if required. Stroke the cat. Kiss the wife.

Answer 3

I hug and snuggle with my children

Answer 4

jump up and down until I'm sick.

Answer 5

toilet first then dress then coffee

Answer 6

First thing I do is check Yahoo Answers to see just how many times this question is asked in a day.

Answer 7

try to fall back asleep

Answer 8

I put my glasses on.

Answer 9

Put the kettle on, and while it's boiling, go for a wee.

Answer 10

open my eyes

Answer 11

Try to go back to sleep

Answer 12

Re-arrange my 'stuff'.

Answer 13

1. Glasses on. 2. A 20-minute pi$$!! 3. Wash hands. 4. Recite the Lord's prayer. 5. Kettle on. 6. Coffee. 7. Shower. 8. Brush teeth. 9. Shave. 10. Dress. 11. Freshly squeezed juice. 12. The Sun (sports section) and The Mail (a great British Newspaper.) 13. Cup of tea and brown toast with Vegemite for breakfast. 14. Deal with post. 15. Make 'phonecalls. 16. Look forward to the rest of the day.

Answer 14

on most days the first thing I do is rub one out. makes the day better I think

Answer 15

Well when i wake up i get glass of water & turn on my computer play my music it wakes me then after 20 mins of being up i have smoke !!!

Answer 16

have a shower and turn on the radio

Answer 17

Smoke.

Answer 18

hit snooze button, repeat for 15 minutes then panic!

Answer 19

I'm right there with ya girl ! ! ! It sometimes takes a pot full to get me  out the sleepmode , but , yes mam' .  it's like a cockroach  when the lights come on..,, instinct..   AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH     Coooffeeeeeee, !!!

Answer 20

f**t really loud then go for a shite

Answer 21

I put on the kettle, smoke while it's boiling, then drink tea, shower, dress etc and then have juice.  Then the day begins ....