What's the funniest joke/saying you've ever heard?

Question

What's the funniest joke/saying you've ever heard?

Answer 1

my bro looked in the mirror it didn't crack it ran away :b

Answer 2

What do you call a 3 legged Donkey?

A Wonkey

Answer 3

why did the chicken cross the road?

- to get to the other side

OMG its a classic haha

Answer 4

"You know, that much lip gloss could be lethal. you could be snogged to death"

-------------- My Friendie.

"The boosh is loose like a moose set loose on boost jooce, so be prepared for booshosity"

-------------- My friendie, forgetting the mighty boosh song "Tundra" lyrics.

" 'Please leave me alone, Libbs, i've got a headache!' 'Oh, ok *Creeps out of room* MUM! FOR CHRISTS SAKE GINGEY HAD A HEADACHE! SHUT UP!' "

-------------- "...Startled by his furry shorts!" a book by louise rennison.

Answer 5

someof thwese are funny

Answer 6

every war is a civil war, because we're all God's children

it was funny because my friend said it out of the middle of nowhere when everyone was silent in the car

Answer 7

Lets hit the road like a banana slug.

Answer 8

i like pudding!

Answer 9

y did the chicken cross the road?????    2 get 2 the other side hahahahah

Answer 10

A man walked into a bar.

Ouch! it was an iron bar.

Answer 11

Whats a jews biggest dilemma. Free pork!