What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Question

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Answer 1

what did the gingerbread man say when his gingerbread man friend got ran over ???

OH CRUMBS

haha i love that joke its soo cute

Answer 2

There were to guys from Brooklyn, Rocko and Steve. They got into a car accident and died, and arrived at the pearly gates of heaven, where Peter stood.

"Yo, Pete!" said Rocko.

Peter took one look at them and said, "I don't think so."

"Hey, man, good people come from Brooklyn!" said Steve. "Go ask the big guy himself!"

So peter went to God's office and said, "God, there are two men from Brooklyn are standing at the pearly gates, and they wish to be admitted."

"Good people come from Brooklyn," said God.

"oh, all right," grumbled Peter. He went back down to the gates.

A few minutes later God get's a call from Peter on the emergency line.

"What is it now?"

"Sorry to bother you again, sir, but they're gone."

"The two guys from Brooklyn?"

"No, the pearly gates!"

Answer 3

Memory's Going

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

"No, I can remember that."

"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said.

"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that. You had better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." He went into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."

Answer 4

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next

corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen...