What's the funniest joke you have ever hear in your whole entire life??

Question

something thats actually amusing, lol

Answer 1

Americanized Pakistanis

Two families move from Pakistan to America.

When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast McDonald's , and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replies, "F**k you, towelhead."

Answer 2

not the funniest but close-----------------------------------...



     Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Answer 3

That i could ever have a girlfriend.

Answer 4

when i was younger this joke was hilarious to me:

Pat, Mick & an Irish guy were in a plane that was about to crash.

Pat jumped out and shouted 'save me' and he landed in a haystack.

Mick jumped out and shouted 'save me' and he landed in a haystack.

The Irish guy jumped out and shouted 'shave me' and he landed in a barber's shop.

I know...it's terrible.

Answer 5

That George W. Bush is ACTUALLY the president!!!

lol

gram

Answer 6

how to annoy people jokes!

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Answer 7

the Britney fan was a guy!!!!!!