What's the funniest line in a movie you ever heard?

Question

What's the funniest line in a movie you ever heard?

Answer 1

From 40 year old virgin..

From now on, your d**k is my d**k. I'm gonna get you laid.

Answer 2

There are tons of them in a movie called Friday. The very first Friday. It has Chris Tucker and Ice Cube in it. Hilarious.

Answer 3

my name is diego montoya. you kill my father. prepare to die.

not necessarily the funniest, but it is my fav!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 4

I am a sacred vessel. All *you* have *your* stomach is taco bell. -Juno

Answer 5

One of the funniest- "But I wipe my own a*s"- Big Daddy

Answer 6

"Of course!  The only thing it could be."  Said by Adam West in response to Robin figuring out some ridiculous riddle.

Answer 7

I can't remember the movie right now, but a kid ran over to his family having a picnic in the yard and says "Mommy, I was petting the dog next door and lipstick came out of his wiener!" and the Mom goes "That is a very bad dog! Don't pet him anymore!" I was hilarious...

Answer 8

do you feel lucky punk

Answer 9

"Ok, why a duck, why not a chicken?" Chico Marx in The Cocoanuts.

Answer 10

anything from pinapple express

litterally EVERY line is quotable !!

if you havnt seen it DO !

Answer 11

Hmm...This one makes the list. It's from one of my favorite movies/books of all time. Watch this scene from the Princess Bride:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XegOczOvf...

I haven't seen to many funny movies, but that line is both classic and hilarious for the serious grim mood at the time even though the movie isn't a comedy.

Hope I helped...

P.S. Forgot to mention Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's a comedy and most of it is as funny as that video. You may wanna check that out.

Answer 12

Pirate.

Answer 13

It was a zombie movie and a guy was talking all serious while sitting in the drivers seat of a car and was punched in the face by a zombie and said"building a robot out of chocolate." Out of nowhere, funniest scene I ever saw.

Answer 14

.....looks like you need a stiff one!! Lol, its from the film hairspray!! :D Sorry i have such a dirty mind!!  x

Answer 15

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly?  

Answer 16

Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Airplane

Answer 17

snozz berries taste like snozz berries

Answer 18

Splash-Tom Hanks

"The little boat"