What's the funniest one.?

Question

i have seen a few of these bibs and onsies with the funny slogans on, like 'i'm just like my mummy i never shut up!'

and ' i only cry when ugly ppl hold me'

i think they are really good, and different from plain Teddy's etc

Whats the funniest one u have seen?

And if yo were to do one or your baby what would you put??

i'd put ' Don't laugh, but he's my dad'

it would annoy my OH so much ha ha

Answer 1

I found one that i LOVE it says

"all mommy wanted was a back rub"

then my sister got one for my son that says

"aren't you happy i won't remember any of this"  

i like that one too

Answer 2

My personal favorite is one my husband bought for our son from Spencer's. It says "T***Y Bar? Sounds Like a Good Place To Me"

Answer 3

my little man has 2 that I like, "I'm the alarm clock" and "if you think I'm cute you should see my dad"

I don't know what I would write if I could make my own.  

Answer 4

I wouldnt put it on my kid, but theres one that says "now that i'm safe i'm pro-choice"

Answer 5

I have one from the restaurant Chipotle

On the front: "Food Goes In Here" with an arrow up.

On the back:  "Comes out here" with an arrow to the butt.

http://www.brand-store.com/chipotle/prod...

Answer 6

I like:

"Spit on that tissue and I'm calling social services"

Lol

Answer 7

"If you pinch my cheek I'll scream." Found that funny.

Answer 8

my son has one that says" am i really related to these people". he wore that home from the hospital.  i also like " i pulled an all niter."

Answer 9

My daughter has two different onsies from Spencers... One has a little sperm swimming and it says "Daddy's little squirt". Another one says "Watch your ******* mouth around the baby". There's a couple others I want to get her. Ones "I haven't been here long but I already know my family's ****** up." Another one, I can't remember exactly what all it says, but it's like "Being a baby ******* rules: b***s are the menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I pee on people I don't like and pretend it's an accident." and just different stuff like that.

Answer 10

i bought a oncie for my nephew that i made my sister promise would be the first thing he ever wore that said "hi i'm new here" and had a drawing of earth underneath. i also liked "mommys new man"

Answer 11

omg the funniest 1 EVA has to be the one i saw a few days ago while shopping and I can't remember what it was, I don't think it was on a bib but anyway it said,

"I PUT THE 'P' IN NAPPY!'

try and beat that

Answer 12

My fave is the one where it has a computer bar like it's loading a web page. It says "Diaper Loading 72% Complete"  I love that one.

Answer 13

i have never actually seen a baby in it,,, but iv seen them on the internet the slogan on the bib says " all my daddy wanted was a ******** " its funny but i don't think anyone would actually put that bib on there child lolxxxx

Answer 14

I think putting anything like that on a baby is tacky.  

Answer 15

My fav is "Nobody puts Baby in the corner"....from my fav movie Dirty Dancing.

Answer 16

I saw one that said "Drink till i pass out, just like Daddy". I was sorely tempted!

Answer 17

my son has a bib that says "Spit Happens" and my little brother got him a onsie that says "I heart Boobies".  

Answer 18

my favs

party in my crib at 2 am

does this diaper make my butt look big

Answer 19

"all my daddy wanted was a ********" & "Boob man"

Answer 20

some might find it a bit offensive..but i like one that says "and all daddy wanted was a blowj*b" i have no idea whati would say on one i have a few idea she looks just like her dad so it would have something to do with that..my friend has a onsie for her one year old son that says "hung like a 5 year old"..it is funny but i do not know if i would put it on my son!!

Answer 21

I took my baby niece out once.  Her mom had her in a shirt that said "my mom is hotter than your mom" ... I'm sure she thought it was funny ... I put another shirt on her before we went to the park.