What's the funniest pun you've ever heard?

Question

What's the funniest pun you've ever heard?

Answer 1

Do you know, I once entered a pun contest.  Sent in 10 entries hoping to win the price.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Answer 2

Q whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest

A acne comes on a boys faces after he is 12

Answer 3

this woman was talking to her a-sexual boyfriend while they were having dinner and she goes

"i havent had a good sausage in while"

hahahaha