What's the funniest question or answer you've ever seen...?

Question

...on Y!A? The most ridiculous, stupid, or funny question you've seen? Or the most sarcastic and clever answers? Love to hear them. Thanks ahead of time for the laugh. :-D

Answer 1

ok well someone asked

what does OMG mean?

and someone replied

oh my god!!  you dont know?

hahah i thought it was pretty funny =)

Answer 2

I bet there was a funnier one, but this morning I saw,

"Do girls like the feeling of an erect p***s?"

And the whole inside was this guy babbling about how he was in some club and got a *****...hahahaha

Answer 3

Someone asked, "Does smoking weed help cure colorblindness?"

yeaaaaa.... lol

Answer 4

i like ana's answer thats hilarious

Answer 5

Funny Question...

What first aid would you give if a snake bit someone on the prostate?

I thought that was pretty funny because to even get a bite on the prostate you would need to put the snake up your r****m lol and I can't believe someone wanted to know the answer to this!

Stupid Question...

I'm 37 weeks pregnant and think i'm having contractions, what should I do?

I think thats stupid because the answer is pretty obvious. Get to the hospital or call your midwife if your home-birthing!

I also think that questions such as "Whats the best way to commit suicide" are really stupid because it's unlikely that anyones going to actually give them a method and if someone does, they're idiots.

Answer 6

...im i pretty...so ego driven...

Answer 7

I heard these two:

How much toilet paper does it take per sitting?

And

Are all spiders Jewish?

Answer 8

somebody asked if anyone knew a good site to ask questions, my reply was "this one."

Another one was have you ever seen a purple beaked duck wearing a pink tutu, I said yes :) a beanie baby though.

But my favorite was a twilight ? it was

"can bella get pregnant?"

And someone answered : "i dont know, is she a girl?" that person obliviously never read the book...

Answer 9

Do witches use spell check.