What's the funniest/stupidest thing you've ever done high/drunk?

Question

What's the funniest/stupidest thing you've ever done high/drunk?

Answer 1

the most stupidest thing Ive ever done was while I was high I stabbed a guy 6 times with a hunting knife cost me 5 years in prison . I dont do drugs anymore that was more than 15 years ago

Answer 2

made the terrible excuse all the people EXECPT me were smoking weed

that didnt work well

Answer 3

drove my car when I blew a .19.  Wound up in jail. :(

Not smart.

Answer 4

i jumped of my deck with a tarp like it was a parachute, it didnt work,but my friends laughed there asses off

Answer 5

Well stoned, I've walked into a total stangers house around halloween in my Fungus Amungus Man costume I made. If you've seen the movie Blank Man, it looked like that pretty much. I was heading to a party will some of my buddies and I hadn't smoked in a long time, so when i took two hits I was gone. We parked at the next door neighbors house from where the part was and all of my buddies abandoned me while I was getting my cape out of my car. So I figure the house we're parked at is the right house; the door's open (screen door closed) lights are all on, and there's a truck parked right in the front yard (I live in a redneck kind of town but not every house has a pick up truck in the front yard normally). I walk in the house, in my Fungus Amungus Man costume,  and there's just this guy sitting on his recliner watching football. I'm like "Where's the party at?" Started walking down this strangers basement steps, asking "Where's everyone at?'' He was like "You got the wrong house buddy."

Needless to say, the guy was ready to kick my ***. So being paranoid at that point and freaked out about what just happened, stoned, I walked to the right house where the party was and said I'm going home. Went home, it took me awhile, but after I calmed down I started laughing and now I have a pretty entertaining stoner story.

The only funny drunk story I have is walking home from the bar and throwing everyone's newspapers on their roof. It was like 3 o'clock in and morning and I had a lot to drink that night. I'm usually a more responsible drunk but throwing newspapers on top of peoples roofs seemed like a fun thing to do while walking home from the bar.

Answer 6

climbed on a pool table.....while people were playing hahahaha

Answer 7

Got in a car and drove from Townsville to Kings Cross and back just keeping the buzz going all the way

Answer 8

Got naked and got banged by 5 guys.........lol.......never again!

Answer 9

big fight with family members, but i won

Answer 10

Got on the roof of the local pub and rearranged the advertising board letters x 10 times. Heaps of fun and no harm done.