What's the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you by mistake?

Question

My little sister asked if she could borrow my nacho's, but she meant my pens rofl

Answer 1

i accidently called my friend that was a guy 'dad' when i shouted at him lmfao.

Answer 2

nothing really all the funny things they said to me were not mistakes they made.

Answer 3

my brother fogot i was in the room and he was watching tv and sed the rock s**y

Answer 4

I was talking to my friend and he suddenly blurted out "you're hot"

Haha... AWKWARD..

Answer 5

I was eating lunch, and someone said to someone else, finish your peas you'll be able to see in the dark. Then I said it's corn. Then the person said actually it's carrots.

Answer 6

ahaha that's pretty funny. uhm. well I don't know if this is the funniest, but I was trying to tell my sister not to touch me but I ended up screaming "TOUCH ME!" and it was awkward.

Answer 7

My bro asked me where the shalt and shecker paper is and he wanted to say where is the salt and pepper shaker lol

Answer 8

That I "probably look better without my clothes... errr... glasses."

Answer 9

you dont smell too bad for a fat one

Answer 10

My boyfriend said

"Wow you look nice today,

I mean you like nice all the time,

I mean you look better today,

I mean.."

Then I Just Laughed!

Answer 11

Someone was trying to say hello to me but instead they said. "I don't wanna feed grandma bacon while she's in the bath tub"

Answer 12

i was telling my sister to go and get my pants but instead i said go get my burger king  cause i was watching a burger king comerrcial it was so funny

Answer 13

my friend told her man to shave your  pencil ..............instead of shave you beard!!!   lol it was funny but i guess you have to be there

Answer 14

The other day I was hanging out with friends and one of then was cursing like a sailor and I said "do you kiss your mother with that tongue?"

I meant to say "mouth" lol

Answer 15

Some little old lady came up to me complaining about a cashier in a store and I said, "Ok, let me tell someone who cares!"

She says," You can't talk to me like that. I want to speak to your manager."

I say, "Sure, but first lets help you find someone who actually works here!", Then I walk out lol

Answer 16

From my   4 year old niece Madison--"Aunt Lori can you be my sister?  My Big Black Sister??!"-- I had dyed Black hair.

Later her parents corrected her and said " Big Black Haired Sister"  

I have red hair now- So i am  the "Big Red Sister" according to Madison now.  haha

Answer 17

i was folding the washing the other day, while my son was eating yoghurt.

he yelled something from the kitchen, and i asked if he had finished eating his t shirt.

he thought it was hilarious! (he's only 4)

Answer 18

this girl  asked my friend why he hangs out with my other friend and trying to insult her he sais, is ur d**k as big as sausage!

Answer 19

i was sat next to my mate jenny at school and said rubba jenny instead of i can use your rubba well she got really upset as she thought i called her (rubba - johnnie ) but in the girls way

Answer 20

haha...yea uhm i was going to check the mail yesterday and my mailman was still putting it in, so when i wlaked up to him he saw me and was all like, " i have your man," instead of saying i have your mail, but i guess he said that cause there was a guy wlking behind me....i dunno it was pretty funny at the moment...

Answer 21

My older brother once said: 'You're ugly'. Of course he was wrong. I'm beautiful.

Answer 22

one of my best friends whos a boy by accident said zac efron was s**y so i beat him up