What's the funniest thing you've done whilst drunk?

Question

What's the funniest thing you've done whilst drunk?

Answer 1

We live in Switzerland. Ran out totally naked in the snow with five mates, rolled about in it then all got into the hot tub....it was three o'clock in the morning and minus 17 degrees...seemed like a good idea at the time - not when it came to getting out and none of us had a towel or robe, and we'd locked ourselves out of the chalet!

Answer 2

I started going off at a guy after he called my dog (bull mastiff) a "*****". So I was pissed and started defending her by saying... "wtf leave my homegirl alone!!!!!" I was certain that me being a female I could of kicked that guys *** myself. What made it  worst was that I was being recorded the whole time. My friends still bring in up every now and then.

Answer 3

i laid down in a train station and insisted the world would end if i got in the train.. three fellow sailors were unable to get me lifted up and on the train.. we ended up taking a cab back.

Answer 4

Peed in a flower pot?  Called someone I knew well by a different name, who was also at the party!

Answer 5

I went to the police station to bail out a drunken buddy, I was drunk too, and while the police officer looked up my friends status I peed on the wall below the reception window. No, I didn't get caught or I'd probably be writing this from prison!

Answer 6

Too many numerous "funnies" to mention!!

Answer 7

Opened the wardrobe in the dark, and walked in thinking it was a room!

Answer 8

Proposed

Answer 9

pretended to be a car, drve into the drive through at burger king and ordered, she declined and told me to use the normal entrance because obviously i wasn't a car.

Answer 10

I've done so many I would'nt know where to start!*

Answer 11

tripped on a stepping stone and gone head first through a greenhouse door

i woke up the tomatoes.  they werent happy

Answer 12

HA HA HA HAHA.. on good one. I love to tell this story. My partner and I had had a riff.. I had not drank bourbon whiskey for years but decided what the heck.. So went out and bought myself a bottle. I had a chicken house out back and had just put new fresh hay in there. Had a heat lamp in there as well. So I put my chickens to roost ( a few hens and my rooster Big Bird).. took my bottle, my boom box and sat on the nice fresh hay and me and the chickens had a rippin good time! Woke up the next morning with these chickens and the rooster looking at me like.. BOKKK BOKKK.. what you doin here? Now that was some years ago so don't hold it against me. Hey to whoever gave me thumbs down.. those chickens thoroughly enjoyed the music!