What's the funniest thing you've ever done in a supermarket?

Question

What's the funniest thing you've ever done in a supermarket?

Answer 1

i took a can and threw it to the other isle and hit somebody in the head

Answer 2

went bowling with cans

Answer 3

i was getting soda  and the box tore,  pop went everywhere in the aisle.

Answer 4

Threw up at the checkout in a brown paper bag....well maybe not to funny, kinda gross!

Answer 5

rammed into someone with a carton of eggs and it cracked and spilled all over him and he was a fiesty man and he screamed at me and i ran out of the store

Answer 6

I slipped on a freshly mopped floor in front of all my friends. I landed on my back and for some reason i was laughing my head off.

idk, it was funny to me.

Answer 7

when i walk by people in the supermarket i f**t really loud and just keep walking like nothing happend. always makes my g/f's face red when i do it and they think it was her. sometimes ill play it off like she did it.

i used to work in a supermarket so i have done alot of funny things.

bowling with cans (i bowl duckpin so it was natural i had to do it)

switch all the signs on the soup at the hot bar.

cake fights in the bakery.(i was the baker and they stepped on my turf)

fried chicken battles (wrong turf)

produce battle(wrong turf again, lost that battle)

fried tomato's

fried macarroni

football with tolit paper