What's the funniest thing you ever did at work?

Question

What's the funniest thing you ever did at work?

Answer 1

I found some blue food coloring in the warehouse.  I snuck into the ladies' restroom and put some into each toilet (no tanks).  One of the ladies went running to the supervisor screaming, "There's blue water coming up in the toilets!"

My supervisor called out, "ED!"  Now how did he know that I did that? hmmmmm

We often have 'critters' in our warehouse ('possum, raccoons, foxes, cats...more than once a 'coon got into a couple of the offices from the ceiling).  I can make a pretty good imitation of a cat...and more than once, hiding behind something, I've made some of the women look around for a cat.  

Left a note for the supervisor to call a MR. LYON and gave a phone number...to the Norfolk Zoo!

Super glued a quarter to the warehouse floor.

Put an OUT OF ORDER sign on the women's restroom door.  They used the men's!

Turned the gas off for the propane tank on the forklift.  When the driver went to change it, it was almost full.

Put a piece of bubble wrap under the back wheel of the fork lift on the opposite side where the driver got on.  Sounded like fire crackers going off.

Poured a cup of water under the back of the fork lift.  Driver was trying to figure out where the water leak was.  He retired 3 years ago and never found out that I had poured the water there.

Long story as to why, but a female supervisor in another section won't let anyone leave until EXACTLY at 3 p.m.  She set the microwave clock as the 'official' clock.  No one was in the office and I set the clock ahead 3 minutes.

Answer 2

Told a story about when the frogs migrated through our backyard when I was a kid.

Answer 3

you had to be there to understand the situation and why it was funny

Answer 4

Answering questions on ask yahoo

Answer 5

Years ago I worked at a car leasing firm. We had a salesman who was young, gorgeous, wealthy (family) but very shy when it came to women. On his birthday we all got together and hired a stripper for him. It was a Friday and our secretary told him she  had a friend who was interested in leasing a vehicle but she couldn't come in until after 5:00 (quitting time). He agreed to stay late. Well this gal shows up in a trench coat and goes to discuss the lease.

All the staff are hanging around ears to walls etc. Well he informs this women that she would need $1000.00 security deposit, she says she doesn't have that much. He innocently asks, "Well what do you have?" and the coat comes off. He absolutely flew out of his office, red as a beet and of course we were all falling on the floor laughing. It was kind of mean and he was a little mad at first and then saw the humour and we all went out for drinks to celebrate. It was funny. Best group of people I've ever worked with, we had a lot of fun but worked hard as well.

Answer 6

Set-up a concert scene out of cardbord on a mill.Built music stands out of wood for blueprints.Made a newsletter ripping into some dweebs and set them on all the machines.