What's the funniest thing you never said?

Question

What's the funniest thing you never said?

Answer 1

gigitty gigitty goo!

Answer 2

oh god there are so many...

but recently i was in a packed super market with the missus and decided it would be best for us to do shopping individually to speed up the process so shouted to her across the frozen isle

"I THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT UP!"

then whilst at the hospital, a woman fainted whilst we looked around the pregancy wards, i said to the missus

"do you think she will be ok?" IN A HOSPITAL? DUHHHH!!

i also said that when asked if my missus wanted student doctors at the birth, i said

"no i dont want students there as how would you fit shopping trolleys and Traffic Cones and alcohol into the birthing room"

oh god...it goes on?

Answer 3

Walking in the rain couple of years ago with an ex (which I hated because it was cold and piddling down), but they thought was quite romantic - over fields in near pitch black (AND they were too mean to get a taxi home!).. I should've said "Well, thats the least fun I've had with you while wet."

Answer 4

Well um in June we were all sitting in lunch, i was sitting with my "friends" and then out of no were, i made up some word, and shout it out, and they started laughing, saying that was the funniest thing ever :D  

Answer 5

Duno... I've never said it! lol

Answer 6

Whilst at work, a conversation was taking place about a programme on telly the night before about a family of dwarfes, i piped in saying it was such a tragedy, a workmate asked me why i thought that, i replied

"because they live such short lives"

Answer 7

kutu kodi kodi todi modi nodi

Answer 8

I thought it was funny but apparently it wasnt. So I never said it.

Answer 9

well, it was'nt very funny if i never said it....