What's the funniest thing your baby ever did?

Question

At 0-18 months of age. 10 points to the funniest real story.

Answer 1

my daughter was about 14 months months has never said a word before and then one day she she put her food on the floor to turn around and do somthing while she was turned around the dog got her her meat and took off with it she turned back around to eat her hot dog and when she found only the bun left she opened it up looked in the bun under her plate and when she couldnt find it she just sat down looked at her plate and said oh...well ****

Answer 2

My baby boy bit it's own hand off then threw it up. Me and my dog were laughing so hard that my dog ate my baby. 10 points please!

Answer 3

My baby was I think right at 18 months and my husband was using the bathroom. We was also trying to potty train our son at the time so, my son was in the bathroom with his father sitting on his potty. My son at the time was sooooo into toilet paper and not into sharing, so when my husband tried to grab the toilet paper from him my son took the toilet paper and ran out of the bathroom, my husband following behind him with his pants down to his knees trying to catch him. I think I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.  

Answer 4

fell down the stairs, i was laughing for hours haha god it makes me chuckle again thinking about it now

Answer 5

my son would put his forehead against glass or a wall and rub it down making his head bounce on the way down.  it made a schreeching noise like a chalkboard

Answer 6

i don't have kids but this one day when my nephew was one, when he went to someone else besides me he'd cry and once he came to me he stopped dead, it was hilarious! it went on for hours, then i put him to sleep(:

Answer 7

Good question... a lot of the things my kids do are only funny to me, or else they are things my 4 year old says... I think it's pretty funny when my 18 month throws her shoes and has fake tantrums with a pouty lip and all. She's also funny when she climbs on the kitchen table and says "uh-oh" when she gets busted and when she wears her sisters underwear over her diaper (her own doing). I also watched her l**k one of our cats the other day, just for the heck of it.

:)

Answer 8

My husband and I were not yet married and he still wasn't sure he wanted to get married. Anyway, we were visiting his house, and she had a wet diaper so I decided to let him change her. I mean, he struts around like he knows what he is doing and is showing off his daughter and all.. give him a shot since he thinks he knows what he is doing. (She was only about 3 months old)

  He gets the diaper off and does not have one ready to put underneath her. I mean, he wraps it and leaves her all bare bottom on the floor next to his foot while he slowly digs around for another fresh diaper in the bag. Suddenly the yellow poo monster explodes and sends poo all over his foot. He is screaming at me to get a wipe and I was like... wait... let me get the camera. I was laughing so hard, I almost couldn't see. The funniest part is that he didn't have a fresh diaper or a wipe so he was stuck there unless he wanted to spread poo all over his house! LOL (The diapers and wipes were next to the couch from the LAST diaper change.)

  EDIT: Oh yeah, the other time that I thought was really funny was at my grandparents funeral. She was 12 months old. Yes, they both died on the same day about  4 days after her first birthday. Anyway, it was such a hard time for all of us because it was unexpected and we were all just devastated. The tension could be felt in the room it was so thick. I had allowed my cousin to take my daughter because I just couldn't think right and obviously that was a mistake. She stopped watching her and the next thing I hear is "DAMAW"

"DAMAW!" because she couldn't say grandma. I look over and she is climbing the coffin! Flowers falling all over the place and the coffin about to tip, one of my other relatives who was closer to the coffin was able to grab her before the coffin fell on her or fell at all. (Thank God or this would not be funny to me) Well, to say the least that broke the tension and everyone got a giggle out of it.

Answer 9

2 days after my son turned a year old, I took him to my friends house to play with her son (who is 6 days older than him.)

Well, her 'disciplinary system' for her son is to count '1! ..'2!' ..'3!' ..

and when she gets to '3!' the baby had better have stopped what he was doing ..

Her son got in the trash can and she started counting, 'ONE!' .. and my son said, 'TWO!' ..

My 1 yr. old was helping her discipline her 1 yr. old =]

And when he was a little younger (11 months) he quickly learned the word, 'DUDE!' .. and I couldn't figure out how he knew this word .. but then I realized it's because every time he gets into something, I say, 'DUDE! .. like, 'dude! he's into something else!' .. so he crawled over to his box of toys and dumped them ALL on the floor, and then said, 'DUDE!' and crawled off .. he saved me from having to say it! =]

Oh! and when he was about 6 months old and teething, he was playing with a stuffed lion teething ring, he accidentally bit his finger and started screaming hysterically because he thought the toy bit him. It really hurt his feelings ..

Answer 10

When my son was about 11 months old, he had taken a bite out of a bar of soap and he started to cry and little bubbles were coming out of his mouth. I am not talking about flying, they were kind of foamy. It was just the funniest thing.  Perhaps to this day, maybe that's why he doesn't say bad words :0D

Answer 11

the funniest thing that i ever did as a baby was when i was runningat a soccer game in front of all these people and holding my stuffed animal then fell in the middle of the soccer field and the stuffed animal said i feel great! then the people in the crowd just started laughing so hard with me!