What's the funniest thing your child has done?

Question

I didn't thumb down anyone.

Answer 1

When my daughter was 2 (she's now 18 almost) we were walking to some local shops when some schoolkids passed us and used the f word.

We get into our local paper shop and its crinkly day - pensions day.  We were looking at the cards and a kindly gent said good morning to my daughter who looked up at him and said 'f***'.  He was so shocked but not as much as I was.  In the stationery bit an old lady told her how beautiful she was and she said 'f***' at the top of her voice.  When I got to the counter the lady who owned the shop and who had heard all this was trying hard not to smile broadly.  She asked my daughter how she was and again she looked up and just went 'f***!' at the top of her voice.  The lady behind the counter was shaking with laughter and the rest of the shop was scandalised.

So tell me - out of all the words she could pick up on - why on earth was it that one?

She never said it again either!

Answer 2

My daughter is 3 and one day she saw my bra and said she wanted boobies. lol. so I used a safety pin and put it around her and filled it with socks. It was just me and my fiancee, she ran around the house for a couple of hours and I told her that it was enough she was done. Well I am pregnant again and had a party to celebrate it, I mean tons of family and friends at my house. Low and behold her comes my daughter carrying one of my bra's screaming boobies mommy, boobies mommy. lmao. I almost died, had to explain that to everyone. Very embarrassing.

Why are you giving me a thumbs down, how and the h**l can you rate what I think is funny about my child. Bite me.

Answer 3

There are way too many to pick just one, but I'll share the most recent one.

We found out last week that my sister - in - law and her husband are expecting their first child.  My three - year - old is very excited about his new cousin, as all of his cousins who are close in age to him live in another state.  He's been telling everyone about how his aunt has a baby in her tummy, and it's going to be his new cousin.  Well, after dinner the other night, I found him lifting up his shirt and staring at his stomach.  When I asked him what he was doing, he said, "My tummy is so full - I have a baby in there!"  I was cracking up, and  explained to him that only mommies have babies.  Later, we were on the subway when he started chatting with a guy.  "My aunt has a baby in her tummy," he said.  "My mommy doesn't have a baby in her tummy."  When the guy just smiled and didn't really answer, my son said, "Hey sir, I want my mommy to have a baby in her tummy, please?"  I turned red before explaining to him that if I want a baby in my tummy, that's something I need to discuss with daddy.  My husband was quite amused when I told him.

Answer 4

My husband was a truck driver and would go out of town a lot and there are what they called Lot Lizards out at the truck stops, and my husband came home the one weekend and he was telling me all about the lot lizards and My son Comes up and says: " Hey Dad, can I have a Lot Lizard, LMAO !  It was so funny.. My son NOT knowing what a Lot Lizard was, he just thought it was a Lizard and wanted one as a pet, LOL

Answer 5

The funniest thing are best to remembered . How innocent there are......... My daughter was 3yr plus , She loves to watch animal planet. One day while i was on the telephone and she was laying down sucking her milk suddenly  she call me " mama look  at the elephant , it has five legs , Not bother to look at the documentary I told her it is the tail ,She replied "no mama the tail is swinging " So i turn to watch the TV  ,,,,,,, it is the p***s . As I'm still on the line ,I asked her to listen what the TV narrator is saying  . Not for awhile I heard she shouted loudly and laughing"mama it the elephant p***s and soooooooo long. I was so em brassed cause my friend was on the line overheard my daughter.... So I  told my daughter the elephant is huge and it "p" has to be huge too.

Answer 6

The two things my 2 year old daughter that is funny. #1 is we are working on potty training and she wants you out of the bathroom when she is pooping and it takes her like 20 minutes. So it was late and we had a long day at grandmas well Im in the kitchen for 2 mintues I go in the bathroom to check on her. Here she is with her pants off and she's laying on the bathroom floor sleeping. It was really funny. The #2 is these young girls walked by my daughter and I sitting on the porch and the older girls were talking about some girl they hated and they called her a B****. Well as soon as they said that my daughter looks at me and says Momma B****s. I just looked at her like what. I corrected her but as soon she went inside I laughed my butt off.

Answer 7

It wasnt that funny at the time, but the other day she was picking up everyword, and to cut a long story short, ended up yelling "EW! ****! UGLY! ****! EW! YUCK" at a hobo on the side of the street.

she is 17months!

ahh horendous at the time.

amber x