What's the last thing you'd want to hear on a submarine?

Question

What's the last thing you'd want to hear on a submarine?

Answer 1

My, you sure are cute

Answer 2

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Answer 3

"Where do we keep the corks?"

Or..........

"This is your Captain speaking, Is there a plumber on board?"

Answer 4

top or bottom?

Answer 5

"uh -ohhhh" or...."Oh...****!"..or...."Full Astern!!!"

Answer 6

" Hi , ahm geroge dubbelya , ah'm  your new bunkmate"

Answer 7

Ooops!

Answer 8

Very good answers already.  This may be answered best by Navy personnel stationed on subs.  

I was stationed on aircraft carriers for many years on active duty but did get an opportunity to go on a fast attack sub, "Flying Fish", out of Norfolk, Virginia in 1992 as a reservist.  We were out for 2 days and returned.  Of course, subs leave port for indefinite periods but this was a "quick" scheduled run for some sort of operations check.  We submerged only to 200 feet and I can tell you it was a "strange" feeling.

I thought of many "candid" quotes but kept them to myself being a "newbie" to this type boat.  I can tell you this, all Navy ships store and carry large amounts of wood pieces.  Navy personnel are trained in securing "leaks" in pipes, etc. and the best way is "wood" pieces "slammed" with heavy hammers into the hole.  You are trained for this procedure in large enclosures at Navy schools (not on actual ships) to simulate compartments (rooms) on board a ship.  The instructors "flood" the compartment and it is your job with your "shipmates" to stop with the wood all flooding.  You learn quickly to do this, especially shorter people.

Good question and someday go for a tour on a sub.

Answer 9

did you close the hatch before we dived? I thought it was your turn...........

Answer 10

All Ashore

Answer 11

close the screen door please

Answer 12

the sound of dripping water.

Answer 13

ung ung ung                    

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Answer 14

The sound of a f**t.  there are no window's to open.

Answer 15

The crunch or wrinkling metal or the drip of water. Or "Oh I've got bad gas"

Answer 16

The last thing you want to hear on any ship is the word FIRE!! It's amazing you would think that would be relatively easy to control being in an ocean full of water. But its the truth, FIRE is any sea mans NIGHTMARE !!!.