What's the last thing you dug up in your garden?

Question

i found Wentworth Miller...something about 'breaking free'? lol, just kidding.

Answer 1

Ha, ha, ha!

I havent been digging in any garden for ages. I was probably 16 when I last dug up anything. It was of no value, an old sneaker that refused to rot...woulda preffered Mr Miller, but I wouldnt know what to do with a g*y man. (isnt he?)

Answer 2

a time capsule it was weird had all these old fashioned things in it Big high heels everything had a photo of them to was really cool

Answer 3

I wish it was the Kruger millions !

An old man lived alone in Cape Town. He wanted to spade his potato

garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Clemence, who used to

help

him, was in   Polsmoor Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and

described his predicament.

  

"Dear Clemence, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I

won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just

getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here,

all my troubles would be over. I   know you would dig the plot for me.

Love,

Papa"

  

  

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

  

  

"Dear Papa, For heaven's sake, Papa, don't dig up that garden,

that's where I Buried the BODIES. Love, Clemence"

  

  

At 4 A.M. the next morning, the Scorpion Unit, NIA agents and local

police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.

  

They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man

received another letter from his son.

  

"Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I

could do under the circumstances. Love Clemence."

Answer 4

A water pipe - wife was not impressed - almost put an end to the KOI pond idea!!!

ADD

If that Troll keeps giving me thumbs down (the whole bloody day) - the cops will be digging you up in my garden (LOL) - just kidding I appreciate the attention and it was a bit of kak answer!!!

Answer 5

the last time i went digging, it was a grave for my sister's cat about two years ago.

Answer 6

Well ....when plowing up my garden this year I found my sun glasses from last year

a little cleaning and they're on my head again ........

I need a letter from Clemence about mid-August ........