What's the longest successful wedding train on record?

Question

Say, a hike of 100 feet?

Answer 1

Totally confused by your question.

Wait while I go get another cup of coffee, I am barely awake, maybe then it will make a bit or sense to me LOL.

Answer 2

Okay.  Let's try a logical approach to an answer through interpolation.

If you are speaking of the longest 'train' on a wedding gown, that's probably documented in the Guinness Book.  Unarmed with that particular statistic, I'd say, the more money involved, the longer the 'train'.

But, since 1984, railroaders have been pretty much clean and sober, which, coupled with earnings potential, has once again made them a 'good catch' for a lady who is marriage minded.  

Except for the total and complete disruption to any kind of family life, in order to follow those good earnings, it seems like a good idea on the surface.

As far as running an actual 'Wedding Train', I don't know that it's ever been done.  Maybe you've stumbled on to something.  All ya gotta do is sell one wedding package to the first 'yuppie', and the rest will follow like lemmings over a cliff.  That's the only way 'brie' got popular and survived.  Have you ever tasted that c**p?  Now they're even deep frying the curdled crud.

Even so, lemme know if you need a hogger to run it (I don't come cheap).

As far as 'successful' is concerned, weddings usually are, marriages usually aren't.  In the US, the divorce rate is at 50%.  Now, consider the divorce rate amongst railroaders, which is nearly three times the national average.  

Collateral damage, so to speak.  

The price exacted by the demands of the service.......