What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of your mom while you were drunk?

Question

I drank 12 Coronas the other night and I was naked in my bedroom watching p**n masturbating and my mom walked in and I didn't even care. I was like "look at this, mom!"...and she yelled at me and told me to stop and put some clothes on. I was so embarrassed the next day!

Answer 1

I am 56 years old but would not have made it even half this age if I had ever done anything like that in front of my mother. I respected my mother and was never drunk around her.

WR

Answer 2

Are you kidding me?  Even if my mom wasn't dead I would never ever be drunk in front of her.  Nope.  She was old school.  My lovely mom would not have put up with any of her children beeing drunk....lol as I am now.  No NO.

Answer 3

no i did pee pee and kaka

Answer 4

well i had s*x with her but it was in the butt so really i was behind her

Answer 5

Speak!!!

Answer 6

Came in the house at 16 years old with a pinata wrapped around my arm and a plastic cup

Mom:  Do I need to ask you where you have been

Me: But mom- I met David Lee Roth, like I was backstage at a Van Halen concert ( this was 1984)

Mom: I don't care if you met Jesus Christ, you are grounded for eternity



Me- I really don't care. David Lee Roth.

She made me go to work with her the next day- at the library.  No cell phones then, could not tell my friends about the amazing time. Pure torture

** Update- my 18 year old and I saw VH in Baltimore last month. She knew every word to every song and we rocked out- I have overcome!!!! ( and the cradle will rock!!!)

Answer 7

Hahah, the truth comes out when your drunk.  Your naturally attracted to your mother.  Is that a bad thing?