What's the most emo side to get with my burger?

Question

What's the most emo side to get with my burger?

Answer 1

its a burger mate, get what ever you like, emo foods dont really exist.

Answer 2

onion rings.

haha.

Answer 3

I would say a knife! lol

Answer 4

fries??

Answer 5

Mashed potatoes because its crushed under  society's influence....

Answer 6

I love Dom's answer.  It would be great to go to a burger joint and order a side of pain.  I'm going to try it.  I hope the burger master doesn't punch me and ask if I want that king sized.

Answer 7

Pain, suffering, and distress. Don't forget to cry while you're eating it...

Answer 8

Water