What's the most funniest joke u've ever heard?

Question

so extremely hilarious who've almost wet yourself...

Answer 1

(this is a catholic school not a christian jew or any other 1)

During class some kid was poking a girl with a pencil and the teacher said who invented the Earth and she said "god!"

then the teacher said who is gods son then she said "jesus"!

then the teacher asked what did god's wife say before they had s*x?the girl said"If you poke me with that stick again im braking it!!"

(the kid never stopped poking so thats why she said that and she said everything without listening to what the teacher said)

"she"means the girl who is being poked

Answer 2

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOWMAN AND SNOWWOMEN??

SNOWBALLS !!!!

LOL!!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants to kiss you, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was g*y, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"