What's the most ironic thing you ever heard?

Question

Being a Brit, I have the strange sense of humour that can only be truly satisfied by ye goode olde irony... Doesn't have to be something you heard, maybe you can do better. All answers very much appreciated :) Best gets the pointage.

Answer 1

white people calling us illegal imigrants.

Answer 2

The huge house fire which destroyed EVERYTHING! in the house was caused by some stress relief candles......

Answer 3

that people believe in scientology. aliens? wtf!

Answer 4

On a notice board :

"Extra Sensory Perception Meeting

              cancelled due to

        unforseen circumstances"

Answer 5

Not sure if it counts...!

'We sell shoes, for Adults & Children'

(    ~ as opposed to ?  what ~     )

[on a sign outside a shoeshop in Brixton, South London]

Answer 6

The most ironic thing Ive ever heard is "I'm gunna die if i don't have a cigarette"

Answer 7

I'm not sure if these are called ironies, bt here they are:

Never say never!

Stop saying ok? ok

I have enough money to last me a life time, unless i buy something

Answer 8

Quotes: "I'm the decider!"  "I'm the uniter!"  -guess whom

"The surest sign that two people no longer speak the same language is that both say ironic things to one another but that neither senses the irony." Nietzsche, Friedrich

Answer 9

Today, Michelle Obama telling women to go into the care jobs instead of into corporate jobs.

Answer 10

The problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place.  Does this qualify or not? Quoted  Albert Einstein