What's the name of the cocktail that most accurately describes you?

Question

...You know what I'm talking about =oD

Answer 1

s*x on the Beach

Answer 2

No I haven't a clue what you're getting at, get a grip and stop talking jibba jabba

Answer 3

Do they do one called an 'Ugly Fat t**t'?

Answer 4

I don't know the names of any cocktails, I don't drink wine or spirits! lol

But I think I would be a no nonsense ordinary bottle of beer, I like beer : )