What's the promise you love not to keep ?

Question

What's the promise you love not to keep ?

Answer 1

All of them.

Answer 2

That I'm not gonna eat chocolate again..oo yummy :)

Answer 3

hang over, never again  

Answer 4

,,I promise''

Answer 5

I promise not to in C** your mouth,

I promise not to scr*w your sister again.

I promise not to read your diary, AGAIN?

I promise to stop spending all our rent money on strippers.

Oh and most of all I promise not to Scr*w your brother again !!!!

Need I go on?

Answer 6

I will never cheat....

Answer 7

college work count?  

Answer 8

promise not to laugh...

Answer 9

I hate to go to the zoo.

Answer 10

My friend likes the small dork dude!!!

*cough* I didn't say anything...

Answer 11

" I will not go out for ouzo and meze for the next six months"....

Answer 12

"ill be there in ten minutes"

-me to my friends waiting for a night out hehe

Answer 13

i cannot say on here!

Answer 14

No witchy mischief ;P

Answer 15

"I promise not to miss you."

That is a promise I make in vain.

Answer 16

"I'm telling the truth...I promise!!"

Answer 17

Well..... I'm going to have to think about that

Answer 18

I'll relinquish control.

Answer 19

i promise my husband that when we got to bed i'll leave him alone but i never do. i love to pounce on him and give him little love pinches. he loves it though, he laughs and laughs!  

Answer 20

something that....

....keeps me away from the booze...

Answer 21

While you are at work today, I'm going to clean the house and wash the dishes and mop the floors and get up off my lazy butee! Oops that's more than one, isn't it?