What's the quickest, cheapest way for me to get to Paris from Torino?

Question

I am meeting a friend in Paris, but I am now in Torino and am looking for the cheapest, quickest way to get to Paris. Weather I need to go backwards to Milan, etc, etc.

Answer 1

Quickest=Fly

Cheapest=Walk

Answer 2

Dig a tunnel with one of those huge tunnel machines. A straight line is always quickest and with the tunnel you'll avoid all that d**n traffic.

Answer 3

hide in a suitcase

Answer 4

Imagin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation!

Answer 5

Confess to a horrific crime in Paris.  It worked to get a guy free first class airfare from Thailand to Boulder Colorado (for the Jon Bennet Ramsey murder).

Answer 6

Air France fly nonstop between TRN and CDG, so try www.airfrance.it  Also consider flights to Brussels as well as Charleroi.  I see $147 TRN to BRU with 1 week advance purchase.  Less than a week advance, and it's over $600.  However, train is likely your best bet if you need to travel within the week.