What's the strangest "fortune" you've got from a fortune cookie?

Question

What's the strangest "fortune" you've got from a fortune cookie?

Answer 1

"never believe what you read in a fortune cookie"  I had a friend who got that one and had it framed

Answer 2

I received a blank one once.  What does that mean?  Also, does anyone still play the game from adolescence of reading the fortune then adding " ...Inbedwit Sum Yun Guy?"  For some reason, this still cracks up my friends, family, and I almost 15-20 years later.

Answer 3

"Look up.          (now)"

Seriously...the funny thing is, I looked up! I will never forget that one!

Answer 4

'Someone is watching you smile'

Answer 5

I had chosen to take my mother out for dinner on her 65th birthday. It was the first time ever that I decided to do this for her. So I open my fortune cookie and out pops this message, "You will be boinked tonight."

How lame is that, eh!

Answer 6

The fortune simple read "Yes"... God only knows...

Answer 7

I never get fortunes I only get proverbs.  The definitive answer to this however is "Help, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory"

Answer 8

"Geese may be troublesome"

"Every house has a bathroom"

hahahahayhahahahahaha.

Answer 9

"You like to have your own way...and are, on occasion."

Answer 10

"Be happy"

and....

something about true love is right around the corner.

the weird part about that is i got it twice.

hmmmm.....

but that was a while back!

=/

Answer 11

A simple "GOODBYE".

Answer 12

I don't think I had any strange ones but I did work at a chinese food restaurant for a minute and in cleaning peoples' tables I got to read all the fortunes they left behind.(most of them said the same thing)

Answer 13

there was one time i got two fortunes in my cookie one time. i think one said i would be wealthy and the other said i would have good luck........i really havent seen either happen but i did think it was strange that i got two in one cookie :)

Answer 14

I don't remember, but I remember cracking open a cookie once and it was empty! LOL

Answer 15

that would be that Jesus is coming back on December 21st,2012.