What's the strangest thing that's happened to you on public transportation?

Question

Just curious. I was on a streetcar last week and some guy stood up and yelled "NO ONE WANTS TO BUY MY DRUGS!" then sat down like nothing had happened...

Answer 1

I remember I was drunk and took the community bus back home and puked over some poor old ladies Food shopping and the bus driver drove the bus to my house  got me inside and raided my cupboards for cleaning agents for his bus, demanding that I clear it up  - something that i was incapable of doing!

Whooops

Answer 2

In some states, public nudity is not illegal if it is for a nonsexual reason. There are some groups of people who get together just to be nude. Sometimes, they ride the bus... Let's just leave it at that.

Answer 3

A drunk guy turning to you and throwing up on your shoes... disgusting. It happened.

Answer 4

A guy whipped it out , and blew his load on the window.

Answer 5

A few years ago I was on a bus during a blizzard. It took 3 hours to go 8 miles.

I let this woman use my phone to call her kids and tell them to go to a neighbors house as she was stuck in the blizzard.

30 minutes later my phone rings, a guy in an angry tone says, "Who is this?"  I said I think you have the wrong number. He ask why the h**l am I calling his house and he knows I am sleeping with his girlfriend.

Then I look over at the woman who used my phone and say...I think this  is for you.

She starts explaining she borrowed my phone and she did not know me.  She was so embarrassed she got off the bus.

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Answer 6

I was on VTA's line 22 owl service one night and the bus got stop by the police 3 times in my 60 minute ride from Palo Alto to San Jose.  First time stopped was because a suspected criminal on the loose was on the bus.  Apparently, he had just robbed someone on the streets.  When the police got on the bus, he made a quick dash through the rear door.  Of course, he didn't get far before he was caught!  The second time, a drunk homeless person made a scene that he had the right to occupy two seats cuz he was disabled.  Bus driver called the police when he tried to fight him.  3rd time was when another homeless person refused to get off the bus even though his belongings in his garbage bag smelled so bad and ants were crawling out.  The bus driver had to called the police again to escort him off.  This was on a rainy night one winter..  As you can imagine, practically the whole bus was full of homeless people riding up and down cuz I heard the shelters were full.  I had to stand all the way and delt with this along with a few "normal" people..  =(

Answer 7

Rave party on a public train, seriously. Radios booming and people dancing.

Answer 8

i got in a fight on new years with some dude named skippy or somethin like tha

Answer 9

A gospel singer, a business man, a brother off the street and an alcoholic prostitute all engaged in a conversation regarding what my wife and I should see in San Francisco's mission district

Answer 10

I was on this train and this guy ....

Oh wait... That wasn't me...

good luck...

Answer 11

Too much! That's why I don't like using trains. It's not so much the trains but the people. Some guy drinking mentholated spirits came up and asked me what day, time, place and year it was. Another one would be when this drunk guy came stumbling in and jumped the next carriage while the train was moving, luckily he made it. I have loads more stories on trains and I rarely travel on them! The train line I travel on has loads of weird people on it...