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What's the stupidest thing you've ever said?

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So..... what IS the stupidest thing you've ever said?

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  1. I work at Wendy's and I was on the back register, when a car pulled up instead of saying can I have your order, for some stupid reason I said "hi can have your money please" lol, HOW STUPID WAS THAT!


  2. I answered the phone at home to my mother in law with "how would you like your cash".  I was a teller at the time and had just finished a busy day when I think I had said it one million times.

  3. I was going to visit an Aunt of mine, in Kansas, so I was wondering what there is to do and asked

    "Is there an ocean in Kansas?"

    ...Yeah, I just really wasn't thinking, hah, I felt really stupid being that it's in the middle of the US...

  4. I was at McDonalds getting some lunch on my work break. The guy behind the counter gave me my order and then said.

    "Have a nice day."

    I answered him by saying,

    "I love you too."

    I didn't even realise what I said until I went out the door. I was mortified.

  5. While waiting for a doctor, I asked this woman when is she expecting.

    To which she said, "I'm...umm...not pregnant..."

    At that point, I was just like "0_x"

  6. ok here it is, me and my mom were eating breakfast on a saturday and i was still half asleep and we had bacon, eggs and biscuts and i said "i just started to say something so dumb!" and my mom said "what did you start to say?" and i said "i started to say " OMG i cant believe how much bacon and ham taste the same!" and me and her laughed about that for hours and now everytime i eat bacon everyone asks me "hey chels, where does bacon come from?" and i will be like "SHUT UP!"

  7. Oh, boy -- when I was in fifth grade, I had a best friend who had a sister, but they didn't have the same father.  My friend found out when we were ten and she told me.  We actually went with her mom to meet her biological father, and I thought he was kind of a yucky guy.  Several years later, when I was in high school, she and I stopped being friends and just by chance her sister and my sister became best friends.  One day her sister was complaining about something her sister (and my former friend) had done, and I made a STUPID comment that it was no wonder they were so different since her sister (my former friend) had such a weird dad.  The sister asked me, "What do you mean?"  I said I was just trying to make a joke since their dad was so funny.  I don't think it worked.

  8. One early winter's day in Chicago, I asked my friend why the ducks didn't just freeze in the pond while they were sitting there. She looked at me as if I had lost my mind and told me they would fly south for the winter. I'm from California (the ducks in my pond just hung out all year long), so I argued scornfully, "Ducks don't fly. They just swim around in ponds and walk around when they get tired of swimming." The argument went on for a few minutes until, as if on cue, every duck in the pond flew off into the sky for their winter migration and settled the argument. What can I say: when I'm wrong, I'm wrong!

  9. Anything that has hurt another person. And curse words. God forgive me....

  10. I will not repeat it here.  Suffice it to say that I came across as a total racist, realized it as soon as it came out of my mouth, and started apologizing in the next breath.  That was about 17 years ago.

    The apologies were, I believe, sincerely accepted, but I feel stupid and guilty whenever I think of it, which I just did.  Less so as the years go by, but I will never find this to be an "amusing anecdote," it will always be a major life lesson for me.

  11. last year when i was a 7th grader i had this friend who was really weird and she asked me "if i died what would you do?" i replied"i would go to mickey d's and order a mcflurry!" she sat there and stared at me and then she told me i was retarded and needed to die. we then got into an argument and it went on until lunch. right before the argument ended i said "i hate brussel sprouts!" she said i had the weirdest mind and kicked me and we started fightin[[with fists]]

  12. I'm going to get a sandwich

  13. At a friend's funeral I hugged the mom and she said "thanks for coming" and I said "oh, I wouldn't have missed it", but I said that in a real excited voice and it came out like I was at a party or something. I felt like an idiot.

    Second dumbest: "I do"

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