Question:

What's the weirdest fortune you ever received from a fortune cookie?

by | earlier

I've already seen the one's like

"help I'm trapped in the fortune cookie factory"

and "that wasn't chicken"

but those are joke fortunes, any weird ones that were real?

my weirdest was:

"you will go to Africa and take over the richest gold mine there"

Tags:

Report

Answer The Question I've Same Question Too

Follow Question

17 ANSWERS

Sort By: Date | Rating

mine was weird it said if you feel tiny then you should go in bed with a fly.O_o
Report (0) (0) | earlier
um...i do not remember, but your africa one sounds pretty good.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
My dog ate a Chinese cookie.

His fortune? " People will always open doors for you "

True story.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
You will eat this fortune cookie within minutes..... or cram for ur exams cuz ur not getting a good mark (funny..... cuz that one came true LOL)
Report (0) (0) | earlier
I can't choose. I guess it'd have to be...

"Fish are fish, horses are horses, but men are pigs."

xD
Report (0) (0) | earlier
mine just said:

Look to your left
Report (0) (0) | earlier
actually on my first day of college i had only 5$ and i ate at a place that gave me a fortune cookie said

"you will be successful in your career." i kept it and have had it taped on my desk that i study on every night, its my sign that i will..
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Eat me I taste better than the chicken
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Help I am trapped in a chinese cookie factory. I showed everybody I still have it.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
a friend in a market is better than money in a purse
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Tonight Is a Perfect night For s*x

THis Is True, Btw.I saw this and my mouth Dropped.

Although this one belonge dto my 3 year old cousin 0-0
Report (0) (0) | earlier
I don't remember what the fortune was but I got the same one 3 days in a row, that was strange
Report (0) (0) | earlier
"About time I got out of that cookie."

Now that was really weird. Kinda made not want to eat the cookie. hahah
Report (0) (0) | earlier
My friend got one that said, "You need to start an exercise plan."
Report (0) (0) | earlier
umm.....Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs
Report (0) (0) | earlier
im not sure

the last one i remember that i had was

"You have been considering a different lifestyle."

my 7 year old sister got one saying "u will have a wonderful old age"
Report (0) (0) | earlier
mine was "fortune failed. retry."

i was like wtf is this a computer or a cookie?

i took pics of it though haha
Report (0) (0) | earlier