What's the worst lyric you've heard in a song?

Question

Even though I like Massive Attack, "Toy-like people make me boy-like" from their song "Risingson" is one of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.What's yours?

Answer 1

Winger - Seventeen

The chorus goes "She's only seventeen.  My daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me."

So bad, I can't help but like it.

Answer 2

"don't let me get me" - hazard to myself. by Pink.

Answer 3

these are just random ones I've heard

"L.A. to chicago, coast to coast".

"Time is like a clock"

"You make my pee pee go doing-doing-doing"

"I smell likie a sound"

Answer 4

"Coast to coast, LA to Chicago..."

-Smooth Operator (Sade)-

Needs a lesson on geography LOL

Answer 5

"if her daddy's rich take her out for a meal, if her daddy's poor, then do what you feel!"

Answer 6

"now watch me dooo(or is it youu)?

crank that soulja boy"

gets on my nerves

The rest of the song does too, just that I don't know the lyrics.

Answer 7

all of katty perrys lyrics

!!

Answer 8

Any Jonas brother lyrics. Self explanatory if you're over 12 years old. People have written more original, complex and deep poems in my 40 minute English class. LITERALLY.

Answer 9

im sure a lot of people will disagree but there's that one nickleback song called photograph that goes "and what the h**l is on joey's head" i dunno, it just makes me cringe everytime i hear it...  

Answer 10

Any Bon Jovi song is lousy

Answer 11

'' Í 've kissed a girl and i liked it '' Arrgg i dislike that song, sounds too attention seeking.

Answer 12

I don't want to see a ghost

Its the sight I fear the most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

Watch the evening news

Thats from a song called Life by Des'ree.

Answer 13

"...Under my um-ber-ell-a-eh-eh-eh"

"...l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lollipop"

Answer 14

When Linda Scott sings "I've Told Ev'ry Little Star," for some reason she says:

Friends ask me, am I in love?

I always answer yes

Might as well confess

If the answer's yes

I'm pretty sure the original last line is, "if I don't they guess," which is only slightly less repetitive.  That recording is a masterpiece otherwise.

Answer 15

"I drew a line

I drew a line for you

Oh what a thing to do

And it was all yellow"

from boring fuckwits Coldplay

I'm as serious as cancer,

When I say rhythm is a dancer."

SNAP - huh?

Champagne Supernova, Oasis

"Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a cannonball."

Nice one.

That Was Then But This Is Now, ABC

"More sacrifices than an Aztec priest,

Standing here straining at that leash,

All fall down,

Can't complain, musn't grumble,

Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble."

Hot Dog, Jumping Frog, Alburqueque

King of Rock N Roll - Prefab Sprout

Answer 16

cooler than ice-cream, and warmer than the sun

It is worse in context:

Whos that girl- eurithmics

It sounds weird.  

Answer 17

Lil Wayne takes the cake.

"Relying on rap, but in the kitchen I'm a chemist,

And when I was 5, my favorite movie was "The Gremlins"

And then he admits he made a line about nothing in the very next line.

"Ain't got **** to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention,

You looking for devine and the little intervention"