Well a man walks into a burger joint and orders a burger and side of fries, the ostrich next to him says, "I'll have the same." When the bill arrives he pulls out the exact amount from his pocket without sticking his hand in more than once.The next day he walked into the joint again and this time ordered a milkshake with strawberry ice cream, the ostrich again said, "I'll take the same." When the bill arrives he again pulls out the exact amount without going through his wallet.
The waitress who served him the day before said, "That's amazing, how do you do that?"
"Do what?" The man said.
"Pull out the exact amount from your pocket each time..."
"Oh, I met a genine and he granted me three wishes, I asked to never need to have change," the man said.
"Ok..but what's up with the Ostrich?"
The man paused and pouted his lips, "For my last two wishes I asked for an EXOTIC CHICK with LONG LEGS who AGREED with everything I said."
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