Yesterday he texted me this really old joke of ours* and I didn't text him back, because what would I have said? "That joke was even funnier the hundredth time!"? So whatever. But the next day he texted me saying "You hate me..." I said, "Why, because I didn't text you back? I've heard that a million times" and he was like "It was from Mean Girls, dumb" and I said "I KNOW THAT!!!! AND DON'T CALL ME DUMB!"
He's being a douche. He didn't text me back after that. What the h**l? And don't say he "likes" me.
*The joke was from Mean Girls when Regina says "Boo, you w***e."
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