What's with these kids and their EMO?

Question

My son went out today and bought one of those black shirts at the old navy store. I know rebellion when i smell it. I remember hearing about this EMO thing on the Today show. I forget all the details, I just watch that show to see Matt Lauer. What a handsome fella. Anyways, I'm concerned for my son. He's listening to that music with the loud guitar and drums... Uhg. It hurts my head. Anyways, I asked my friend Tammy, who said emos are gothic trannies, but my friend Leo (he's a g*y) says they're depressed retards. So which is it? Is my son a r****d or a tranny?

Answer 1

your not a nice person.

people are allowed to look they way THEY want.

Answer 2

Depressed gothic retards, who spend their life talking about ways to die

Answer 3

Sounds like a r****d to me.

Answer 4

Depressed r****d... Yeah they like to be and to look depressed all the time. The called it EMO for Emotional. This is such a stupid trend. Why would someone want to be emotional about everything right! Well they all do it to fit in. This will pass so don't worry. Lets remember when we were younger and we wanted to fit in. I was a so called grover, lol yeah I know that sounds really funny. Thank God that phase is out of my system.

Do begin to worry if...

1. He stops talking or hes words are few.

2. You find or suspect drugs

3. You know for a fact that his friend are bed influence.

Answer 5

They're trannies, though some can be pretty freaking retarded. Especially if you ask me. Have you seen Myspace? Good god, do they get beyond retarded. You'd think a kid with downs had more of a brain than some of them.

Does your son cut his wrists? Cause that's a tell-tail sign that he's a hardcore emo. Watch out if he says he's straight edge too. That means he doesn't want to have s*x. WITH ANYONE. But himself. So you're gonna have to look out at how much time he spends in the bathroom. Don't want him in there jacking all the time. Be sure to tell him not to do it in the shower, either. That wastes water and drives up the water bill. Not cool.

Does he have semi-long hair that he sweeps to the side? And wear make up? If so, then he's in a band too. That music he's listening too? It's called screamo. **** is Satan's work, right there. Seriously. If this is going on, you need to get a professional to deal with him. Get him into a camp or something. It's not a good thing. Matt Lauer is a good man. He knows what he's talking about.

Answer 6

lmao, that's funny. your bud, Leo is sorta right, lol except more than half those label themselves "emo" are not depressed but attention whoring retards. Think your kid is just going through a phase that's passed by already.