What's wrong with Jeff Gordon?

Question

Is his lack of results lately tied to his growing fascination to the Jonas Bros.? I heard he chained himself to their tour bus and was planning to send them one of his ears as a symbol of his love and devotion.

Why'd you report this the first time?? It's an honest question!!

Answer 1

Okay! That is like just about the funniest thing I've heard lately! HE should have been screaming SOS (meaning Save...Ouch....Screams!)

I love it!  

Answer 2

he has the same problem you have......

Answer 3

It's hard to be g*y in a macho sport.

Answer 4

There's nothing wrong with Jeff Gordon.  Being a mature male, he doesn't even know who the Jonas Bros. are.  Poor Jeff Gordon could buy and sell any one of us here on Yahoo, so he's still doing okay.  :  )

Answer 5

The Joe Hoes and Jeff GorDON have nothing in commin

Answer 6

It's not an honest question. You're just an idiot.

Answer 7

I hear tell he's all up and in Dale Jr's grillpiece on accounta Dale and Jimmy gettin' all close and personal like.

An I done seen them Jonas boys on the television set. Ma rabbit ears was aworkin seamless that nite and boy howdy, them was some cute fellers. Caint say I blames ol Jeff on that one. They had themselves some perty mouthes.

Answer 8

that was super weird i see nothing wrong with this question... this is super hilarious and he also has a i heart Jonas Brothers

Answer 9

GETT'EM #24... get the 20

Answer 10

He drives a Ford.