What's wrong with him?

Question

my cat is laying in the corner. he's not breathing, and his eyes are closed. oh and there's blood all around him. what's wrong?

Answer 1

I would definitely say he's dead.

Answer 2

He's tired from running back and forth from the Poll and Survey's section to the Cats section.

Answer 3

Maybe he just gave a miracle birth.

Except it killed him because he didn't have the right equipment.  You might want to slice him open and check for kittens.

Answer 4

Mmmmm... he's primed and ready to be eaten.

Answer 5

Sorry but your cat's has gone to kitty  heaven  

Answer 6

you dont sound very worried so i think you are a liar

but if he is then he's dead and why are people answering with stupid answers and stupid questions?

Answer 7

Did you stab him?  Sometimes that happens when you stab them.

I'm sorry for your lots