What's you're favorite quote(s) from the Twilight series and why?

Question

Mine are endless but I love this one:

“Okay, you’re getting a deal.”

“Not to mention riding lessons,” I added

Quil grinned widely at Embry and whispered something I didn’t catch. Jacob’s hand flashed out to smack the back of Quil’s head. “That’s it, get out,” he muttered.

~Jacob, Bella, Quil and Embry in Jacob’s garage, pg. 140-141

C'mon, that's the only time I think Stephenie made a dirty joke in the *entire* series!!

Answer 1

"It's healthy to ditch class now and then."

I always found it funny.

Answer 2

It's from Eclipse... I don't know why but I always laugh at this scene. It's so cute how Edward responds with positive comments...

(Bella's note to Edward) So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?

(Edward's note back) Why is the plane crashing?

He was trying to hide a smile now.

(Bella's note back to Edward)  The pilots are passed out drunk.

(Edward's note back) Easy. I'd fly the plane.

Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again.

(Bella's note to Edward) Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth.

(Edward's note back) I'd wait t'ill we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.

Answer 3

The part where Edward dumps Bella. That was the best part in the entire series. Made me laugh for days.

Answer 4

oh gosh so many...let's see..

bella: "My mother is part albino."

no one says this but i love it: stupid shiny volvo owner, lol

the whole speech edward tells bella in the meadow

The whole 'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb' part

and i'm too lazy to continue with the other books lol