What's your favorite South Park quote?

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or quotes

Answer 1

Respect my authority by Cartman - my hero.

Answer 2

you b*****d you killed kenny

Answer 3

A couple from Chef...

"Da*n, woman, I just made sweet love to you five minutes ago!"

"Did the visitors put a big metal hoobajoob in your butt?"

Three from Cartman:

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned."

"s***w you guys--I'm going home!"

"Kyle, do you have a little sand in your v****a?"

One from Mrs. Garrison...

"Oh yeah! Scissor me timbers!"

Answer 4

From the very first one:

"Your birthday is on Christmas?!?! That sucks, dude!!"

Answer 5

"My mom says that when you rub the firemans helmet, and he spits on your face"

Answer 6

"Oh my god you kill kenney you b*****d"

That one is my favorite quote.

Answer 7

"If my p***s likes it."

lol

:)

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Answer 8

"i'm outrageous and out of control! it's my hot body,i do what i want! yeh i have unprotected!I roll with five gangs!it's ma hot body,I do what !!"

"I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protecting the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets… I hate 'em!"

            

                                                                                 -Eric Cartman