What's your favorite funny movie quote?

Question

Mines

"God, I just wanna l**k your skin off"

from Just Friends

Answer 1

From The Bank d**k, a really old movie from WC Fields

Fields goes into a bar and says to the barman 'tell me my man, did I come in here last night and spend $10 on alcoholic drinks?'

Barman: 'Yes'

Fields: "Thank goodness for that. I thought I lost it'.

Answer 2

"I'd be the first motherf***er to see a new galaxy! Or find a new alien lifeform, and f*** it! People be like, 'Yup! There he goes! Homeboy f***ed a martian once!"

Jay from Clerks II

Answer 3

anything from miss congeniality lol

i quote that  movie all the time

Answer 4

NAPOLEON DYNOMITE

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

BOOGIE NIGHTS

[Reed and Buck discuss a magic trick in a loud and crowded night club]

Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you? Working with evil forces?

Reed Rothchild: What?

Buck Swope: Evil forces.

Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.

Buck Swope: Yeah, it's confusing.

[Reed looks confused and smiles]

Reed Rothchild: Thank you.  

Answer 5

Anything from Sixteen Candles.  Some of my faves are when grandpa Fred and grandma Helen first see Samantha and Fred starts tickling her.

"Stop it Fred you'll make her tinkle"

"Oh, Fred....look...she's gotten her boobies..and they're sooo perky"