What's your favorite quote from a TV character?

Question

Mine's from Roseanne: "Sorry about the mess, but we live here."

Answer 1

Family Guy..Peter..'come on. They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot."

Answer 2

You're going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt.

Jack Bauer

Answer 3

i have two but they are both from the same movie (v for vendetta)

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. "

"Evey- who are you?

V- who? who is form following the function of what i am, and what i am is a man in a mask.

Evey-well i can see that

V- of course you can im not questioning you powers of observation im just nearly remarking the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."

i know they're both long but i like them =]

Answer 4

any family guy quote

peter griffin whilst trying to shoot a fly with a shotgun "cumin into my home, b*****d!!"

stewie "look at this gash, look at this gash up the side of my leg, aoowwwww. doesnt hurt tho"

lmao

family guy is the best show ever

Answer 5

Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H : "Give me an incubator or give me death!"

Answer 6

Showtime's breakthough TV show "Weeds" got some of my fave quotes:

"Putting the Herb in Suburb"

"The buzz is back"

"There's no business like grow business"

Answer 7

heroes "save the cheerleader, save the world"  

Answer 8

" i'm ready, i'm ready" spongebob