What's your favourite Stig quote?

Question

I was watching an old Top Gear last night where Jeremy said "And some say that if he could be bothered, he could solve the da Vinci code in 47 seconds" which made me laugh.

So, what's your favourite Stig introduction?

Answer 1

some say that his first name really is "the"

some say he has spent the past week in Canterbury prison because HIS Teddy Bear's called "the baby Jesus"

Answer 2

some say that if he caught fire,he would burn for athousand days,...and that he only knows two facts about ducks and they're both wrong.............

Answer 3

Mine has to be the 'ducks' one.  But I laugh everytime they introduce him....

Answer 4

"Giving-up is the only solution for those who do not want to try. Trying is the first step to conquer fear and cynicism. And combination of realization, strategy and perseverance are the weapons to win."

Answer 5

Sorry, I thought you wanted a quote from 'Stig of the Dump.'

Here's one anyway:- 'Wood warms you twice.  Once when you cut it and once when you burn it.'

Which Stig are you talking about?

Answer 6

Some say after eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly...

Some say Jimmy Carter wants him dead...

Some say he has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.