What's your favourite movie lines, here are some of mine. 10 points and 5 stars go to the best.?

Question

No thumbs up for Godfather lines cos although they are some of my favourite films they are way too obvious

Arthur 2 On the Rocks - Arthur is sitting in the bath tub with his newly appointed, but boring butler. His wife knocks on the door. "Are you alone?" Arthur, "I am alone as a person can be without actually, technically being alone."

Arthur 2 On the Rocks - Arthur's new butler, Fairchild comes into the bedroom to tend to him and Fairchild's hands are blackened, obviously from trick soap placed there by Arthur. He passes Arthur his newspaper and Arthur asks, "Fairchild, what happened to your hands?"

Fairchild, "The soap in my bathroom sir,"

Arthur, "The soap, in your bathroom Fairchild?"

Fairchild, "Yes, it seems to be malfunctioning."

Romper Stomper "We came to destroy everything and ruin your life. God sent us!"

The 40 Year Old Virgin "I respect women so much i completely stay away from 'em."

Answer 1

"I have come here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum."  They Live.

"I want the finest wines available to humanity.  I want them here and I want them now."  Withnail and I.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure."  Aliens.

"Open the pod bay doors HAL."

"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."  2001 a space odyssey.

"S h i t!"

"We're all in it together, kid."  Brazil.

That'll do.

Answer 2

Predator.

"I ain't got time to bleed."

Answer 3

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know" --Groucho Marks in Animal Crackers

Answer 4

get your hands off me you d**n dirty ape-                               planet of the apes

Answer 5

Casablanca

"Why did you come here,Rick?"

"I came for the waters."

"But there are no waters in Casablanca!"

"I was misinformed."

To Have And Have Not

"You don't have to say anything. You have have say anything and you don't have to do anything but whistle. You do know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and...blow"

"Mr Skeffington"

"Call Janey Clarkson and tell her I can't possibly have lunch today,Nanby."

The Little Foxes

No, don't come over yet. I can't stand conversation until I've had somethin' hot."

Some Like It Hot

Osgood, I can never have children. Look! I'm a man!

Well, nobody's perfect.

All About Eve

We're in  a beehive ,Pal or didn't you know it? We're all busy little bees,full of stings,making honey day and night aren't we Honey?"

The Terminator

"I'll be back..."

Aliens

"This is a multimillion dollar facility,you can't just blow it up!!

"They can bill me."

Answer 6

What doesnt kill you only makes you stranger

-The Joker in Batman Begins: The Dark Knight

Answer 7

It's just a flesh wound Monty python and thg

"That's cool it you want to be sober and vomit" grandma's boy

"English motherf@#$#@ do you speak it?!" pulp fiction

Answer 8

I LOVE movie quotations! I have notebooks full of them, including many most people likely never pay attention to. For some reason, they caught my attention. So, here are some from my film journal:

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"~Carrie Fisher to Mark Hamill as a disguised Luke in "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

"I really love what you've done with your nose ring. It really brings out the color of your eyes."~Laura Harris to punk girl in "The Faculty"

"You must be Madison. Your nose is the talk of the town."~Nancy McKeon to nose-ringed Hallie Hirsh in "Wild Hearts" (2006)

"My head! Robert! There's something wrong with my head!"~Olivia de Havilland to Mark Stevens of her mental confusion in "The Snake Pit"

"That muffin you grifted... She's OK."~Thelma Ritter to Richard Widmark of tough girl Jean Peters in "Pickup on South Street"

a) "Quit griping."

b) "I like griping!"

a) Tom Skerritt and b) Veronica Cartwright in "Alien"

My mom and I quote this exchange sometimes.

"This is not a happy cow."~Bridget Fonda to Adam Arkin of their bovine bait for the giant croc in "Lake Placid"

"You're the prettiest girl who ever lived under a windmill."~Alan Ladd to Sophia Loren in "Boy on a Dolphin"

"Get outta my way, son. You're usin' my oxygen."~Jack Nicholson to Brad Dourif in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

a) "This is my first time out of Kansas."

b) "I ought to call you Dorothy."

a) Renee Zellweger and b) Harriet Samson Harris in "Nurse Betty"

"Utterly deceptive twaddlespeak I say."~Johnny Depp in "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"

"I don't have the face for tentacles."~Johnny Depp in "POTC: AWE"

a) "Are you in cahoots with that woman?"

b) "I cahoot with no one."

a) Craig T. Nelson and b) Will Sampson in "Poltergeist II: The Other Side"

"Story of my life: I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."~Marilyn Monroe in "Some Like It Hot" (1959)

These are musts:

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d**n."~Clark Gable to Vivien Leigh in "Gone With the Wind"

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."~Humphrey Bogart to Claude Rains, delivering the final line in "Casablanca"

"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."~Robert Armstrong having the final say in "King Kong" (1933)

Answer 9

"You eat ants?" - The Jungle Book

Answer 10

gone with the wind....as god as my witness i will never go hungry again    from midnight in the garden of good and evil...two tears in a bucket m,,,, f,,,,,,it   die hard... yipee yi ay  

Answer 11

We're gonna need a bigger boat - JAWS x

Answer 12

"wedding i love weddings drinks all around" Jack Sparrow

"not you Jack we named the monkey Jack" Caption Barbossa

Pirates of the Caribbean

Answer 13

From Outlaw Josey Wales...Fletcher... General don't p**s down my back and tell me it's rainin'.    Josey...   Buzzards got to eat, same as the worms.  

Answer 14

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

Answer 15

Hi my all time favourite line is from the film layer cake its when daniel craigs offering to buy loads of e's from jamie foreman & jamie foremans not happy with the price he's being offered then he comes out with the classic line " your enough to give an asparin a f***ing headache " its priceless  

Answer 16

Aliens-Get away from her you bit*h.

Heathers-F*Ck me gently with a chainsaw.

Army of darkness- Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Answer 17

"Chopper, sick balls", Stand By Me. The boys were so frightened by this phrase, only to find out that Chopper was a wee mongrel dog and incapable of hurting a fly!! The whole film was full of memorable lines, but this one sticks in my mind...  

Answer 18

the price is wrong b*tch  (Adam Sandler to bob barker in HAPPY GILMORE)

Answer 19

Dumb and Dumber

(after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped)

Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Lucky number slevin:

Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.

Swingers:

Trent: You're so money and you don't even know it!

Answer 20

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang-

Harry throws g*y Perry's gun in the lake, and get in a fight.

g*y Perry, "Look idiot up in the dictionary, you know what you'll find"

Harry, "A picture of me?"

g*y Perry, "No the definition of the word idiot which you f*cking are!"

Answer 21

shrek 1- donkey- ...."and in the morning i'm making waffles!"

the dark knight- the joker..."and he said WHY SO SERIOUS lets put a smile on that face! But now, now i see the funny side, now i'm always smiling."

pirates of the caribbean- jack sparrow- "me i'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to look out for because you never know when they're going to do something  incredibly...stupid!"

life of brian- brian "I'm not the messiah"

woman: "only the true messiah would deny that he is the messiah."

brian: "okay then i AM the messiah!"

crowd: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!!"

brian: WHAT NO!!!

the castle- darryl kerigan- "steve your an ideas man"

ghost- Oda Mae Brown "I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!"

Sam- "Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven."

Oda Mae Brown- "I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a GODDAMN CHECK!"

they're some of mine i could go on all day. i like yours.

Answer 22

true grit

"bold talk for a one eyed fat man"

forest gump

"my name is forest gump people call me forest gump"

Answer 23

You tell 'em Mickey 'n' Mallory Knox did it.

If I was a serial killer, I'd wanna be Mickey 'n' Mallory Knox.

[Not sure if they are verbatim, but that's how I remember them.

Absolute genius:-)]