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What's your horoscope?

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  1. i m a bull, nothing stands in my way :)


  2. LEO.......

  3. Leo

  4. Me Libra.  

  5. Sagittarius....u

  6. leo the lioness !!!!!!!!!!

  7. Cancer the crabby Crab, too.


  8. Virgo (September)

    PEACE =D

  9. me libra, what you be huh?

  10. No, please don't... don't have regrets. You still owe us an answer !!! Who is it ??? Huh?! Huh?! Who ??? Tell us la dear...!

  11. aquarius..

  12. Scorpio

  13. Cancer the crab (It's true bah)

  14. libra :)

  15. libra ,u?

  16. capricorn...

  17. Libra  ------my hubby  ( i'll make him join the club)

    me ---------Leo

  18. gemini...

  19. Weird Al - Your horoscope today

    AQUARIUS!

    There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes

    to the back of a speeding bus

    Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-

    Mole 17 hours a day

    PISCES!

    Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

    You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what

    those idiots at work say

    ARIES!

    The look on your face will be priceless when you find

    that 40-pound watermelon in your colon

    Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a

    hickey to Meryl Streep

    TAURUS!

    You will never find true happiness - what you gonna

    do, cry about it?

    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch

    of stuff and then go back to sleep

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    GEMINI!

    Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your

    explosive flatulence

    Your love life will run into trouble your fiance

    hurls a javelin through your chest

    CANCER!

    The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the

    rest of the week face down in the mud

    Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while

    taking your driver's test

    LEO!

    Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and

    staple it to your boss's face, oh no

    Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it

    down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

    VIRGO!

    All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -

    except for you

    Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with

    your head impaled upon a stick

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least

    a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets

    and the stars could have a special deep significance or

    meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let

    me give you my assurance that these forecasts and

    predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented

    evidence, so you would have to be some kind of

    moron not to realize that every single one of them is

    absolutely true.

    Where was I?

    ***LIBRA!****

    A big promotion is just around the corner for someone

    much more talented than you

    Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that

    when your appendix bursts next week

    SCORPIO!

    Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall

    screaming from an open window

    Work a little bit harder on improving your

    low self esteem, you stupid freak

    SAGITTARIUS!

    All your friends are laughing behind your back...

    kill them

    Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine

    you've got hanging in your den

    CAPRICORN!

    The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful

    person... but you know they're lying

    If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never

    never never never never leave my house again

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today

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    That's your horoscope for today

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    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today  


  20. taurus.

    in the Ox year..

    maka, i am 'bonded' with lembu..hahhaha moooo~

  21. libra ,u?

    add-y got so many copy cat here r?

  22. LIbra-wow many libra person here...maybe we can make a Libra yammers club?  

  23. Scorpio.  My hobby is to sting.

  24. A proud Libran here!

  25. gemini the best star sign, aw yeah

  26. Capricon

  27. Gemini 'Twin';

    Chinese 'Rooster'...!!
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