What's your line when someone asks you out and you're not interested?

Question

What's your line when someone asks you out and you're not interested?

Answer 1

i go out with any women who have the kahunas to walk up to me and ask. i think it's a complement to me. it's just a date, i'm not getting married. i don't care what you look like, but i do care about you hygiene habits. if your dirty and unkempt...i will not go out with you. lucky i never had to reject anybody  

Answer 2

"no thanx. i already have a boyfriend." (even if i dont)

Answer 3

**** OFF!! YOU ******* UGLY d**k SUCKER! GO AND ****** l**k ALL THE ****** ABORIGINALS IN THE ****** CENTRE LINK LINES ****** ARSES AND ****** SWALLOW IT!

Answer 4

not interested

Answer 5

1, Have to work, 2, Never have free time, 3, Am not ready for a relationship, 4, "I'll call you when I get a chance"

Answer 6

"sorry baby, i'm married 2 da game"

Answer 7

"I heard from a reliable source you have multiple STDs"

Answer 8

I'm very flattered, but I'm currently in a relationship.

Answer 9

No, but I am willing to have a no-strings attached meaningless fling.

Answer 10

I just say I'm not interested

Answer 11

"ah sorry, i have dinner with my parents that night"

Answer 12

Thank you i honestly but I'm not interested at this time.

kinda harsh but blunt and straight to the point ; )

Answer 13

"wanna meet my wife? she's around here somewhere..." =]

"umm, sure... can i ask my wife for permission?"

Answer 14

I say the truth, "Sorry, but I don't think of you like that".

Answer 15

I'm seeing someone

Answer 16

"Thank you.....I was just wondering who I was going to use as a blood sacrifice tonight!"

Answer 17

NO

Answer 18

I'm seeing someone.

Unless they know differently then,

"I just got out of a relationship and I'm not ready to go back into one."

Unless I have to deal with them every day then,

"If I date you then our work/friend relationship would get weird and that would be bad for me because I'm not moving on to another job."

If none of the above work:

"I'm just not that into you, punk."

The "punk" helps with easing the let down of the male ego and reminds them of all dirty harry references.

Answer 19

I'm in a relationship.

Answer 20

I tell them "No thanks, I'm a L*****n."

Not true, but it works every time!

Answer 21

I usually try to tell the "diplomatic truth" (I have my eye set on someone else... I'd rather be alone for a while... I like you very much, but not that way...) (well in my actual case, I just say "I have a boyfriend" but that won't work if he knows you don't lol)

all those cliché answers.

It always makes me sooo uncomfortable.

If I don't know the person I say "I'm a L*****n"...

I also once answered to one who was being way too insisting "Okay but I want you to know, first of all, that I'm waiting for marriage to have s*x." ... He changed his mind quickly

Answer 22

dont say no thank you that is sooo rude, that would make someone feel like ****. what you gotta do is lie and say you are seeing someone else or somthing like that. a lie isnt bad if it is used to spare ones feelings and anyone who says otherwise must be heartless and irrational like a female.

Answer 23

i already got a b****h

Answer 24

i just tell 'em i have a girlfriend...and then i ask her hot friend out, who is standing right beside her.

i bet you've been bad today..you need a good spanking :)

Answer 25

I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't approve

Answer 26

im a L*****n.

X3

Answer 27

I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.... or, I'm married. lol.. I know, I know, but it's better then saying "eww no, get lost".. don't you think?

I bet you just give them your nasty bitchy look and tell them to shove it, huh? I wouldn't doubt it, knowing you...dork!

Luv ya girly =)

Answer 28

~I simply say, "No, thank you"

Answer 29

"uhh, yeah sure, (use wrong name). Hey! Where do I know you from? are you the one who eats in the cafeteria two tables away or the guy from math??"

Answer 30

"I don't date."  If they give you grief, then you just tell them "the Lord knows who your husband will be and you're waiting on Him to show you"...That is unless you're in a bar partying.  That wouldn't work.  Then I would say...

"I don't date.  I'm sick of the drama."

Act all bitter.  Guys hate bitter chicks.

Answer 31

i come out honest and let them know i am not interested and therefore they can chose to go ask someone else. its best to be upfront and honest and not try and make it sugar coated.