What's your most embarrassing moment?

Question

For example, like on a date or something.

My friend was in bed once flicking through the channels, when the remote got stuck, & it was on a p**n channel. Then her Nan walked in & was like wtf? But she didn't want anyone to her the *noises* so she turned the volume down, but it made it look so much worse when her Nan came in because it looked like she was being secretive about it.

Answer 1

Soooo many! My family could write a book.

My sister had a really bad cold but was asked along to a small community hall for a get together with neighbours and for part of the evening they watched a short film. During the film, she was sneezing and spluttering at which point, she realised that she had no tissues with her. When the lights came back on, she looked down at her top and it was covered in  phlegm. She tried to discretely wipe it up while easing her way quietly towards the door.

Answer 2

My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn't see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn't sleep through class. He hadn't been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn't my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, "Sorry, I thought you were my fiance." His reply? Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said "It's all good."  

Answer 3

I asked out a girl to homecoming even though she had a boyfriend.

Man I cried myself to sleep, I can still remember it like it was, it was still here

hold on i have to cry now because I just remembered...

ok I'm good

Answer 4

i was taking two of my friends to a football match and had to stop as there was steam coming out underneath the car. i popped the bonnet and took the radiator cap off whilst it was still hot!! ended up burning my hand and face and spent the afternoon in hospital rather than at the match where henrik larsson was playing!! Worst thing was it was on the motorway at the forth road bridge and there was a queue to get over it and evryone was gawping at me flapping around like an idiot!! Was the worst and very most embarassing day of my life!!!!

Answer 5

Me and my friend were in a club on holiday in Poland.This _Polish chap was staring at us and kept sitting near us. We said yuk he's so uguly and old, and we were saying to each other that we hope he doesant ask one of us to dance.

We said so many times that he is so uguly and has a big nose and must be a sad git as he is on his own. At the end of the evening he came up to us and spoke in fluent English and said have a nice evening!!!!! Gosh so embarrassed we presumed he did not speak any English, how wrong we were.  

Answer 6

Well, I have many, but here is a good one, I found out that a "friend" sold me out, for a free lunch.  I couldn't believe it, I mean, not only that I was sold out, but for a hamburger.  I felt very poorly at that moment, like this person didn't care for me so much that a hamburger was more important than my respect.  I learned that you have to be careful of what you wish for, because you just might get it.

Answer 7

too many to list lol

Answer 8

Once i went to the bathroom to pee when i was walking down the aisle to sit and the seat was in the front row i was about to sit when i  brush my skirt to sit when i notice that my skirt was stuck from behind my undies and my undies were shown to everyone.  Man was that embarrassing!! Till that day i always check my butt before i leave the restroom, never again i want to experience such tragedy.