What's your way to get kicked out of a supermarket?!?

Question

I did this once, because it was b-day and I always do something super crazy on my b-day. so me and 5 of my friends went to Tesco, opened a pack of noodles, shoved some up our nose and we danced and sang 'Macarena' in the middle of a shop! It was fun, but only for 10 minutes because we got kicked out and had to pay 50p for noodles T~T

Answer 1

lol, okai, put makeup from the makeup from the makeup section on, looking like a drag.

then run around with a pair of undies on your head, and fugly highheels on your feet shouting mr woobles! and throwing basketballs at people.

then when someone asks you to getout, run off with the undies and make them chase you outside :D

lol, i did that with my sister.

we were so bored.

or, get the kiddys costumes and if you're a vamp, run around biting people, if your a fairy, tap people pretty hard on the head with your 'wand' etc.

i did that with my best friend.

n_n

Answer 2

haha i took a bottle of tomato juice and made a trail of it from the aisle to the bathroom but before that i threw the 3 pack condoms into some old guys grocery cart. manager was not happy lol it was fun though

Answer 3

tie glass jars on opposite sides of an aisle together w/ fishing line, when someone comes through w/ their cart they're both knocked down making a big boom and going everywhere

Answer 4

lol... i want to do that now haha ... i'd say lift loads of packs of condoms and tampons and throw them at the nearest old lady while singing jingle bells... then ram your trolly at an old man or the nearest stand...maybe a stand with glass bottles.... lmao :)

Answer 5

teenagers...

Answer 6

15 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A STORE!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts

when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute

intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay

away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 .... Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. When in the bedding department get in the beds and go to sleep, when the manager comes to get you out of their store, scream violently saying ''GET OUT OF MY ROOM"

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the

theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using

different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,

"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the

fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of

toilet paper in here!"

Answer 7

If I was a guy I'd m********e all over the aisles in wal-mart.  That's like the first thing I'd do if I ever got a s*x change.  ANYWAY...I've never gotten kicked out of a store. I've been yelled at for running or yelling and making a scene but no one has ever told me to straight up get out.  One time I stole one of those CAUTION WET FLOOR signs from Wal-Mart...I grabbed it and ran to the bathroom where I stuck it up my shirt.  It's in my closet to this day.

Answer 8

Take condoms, tampons and pads and put them in peoples carts, hand them to random people or give them to little kids.

Take eggs, open the carton and throw them at peoples carts, or put them in peoples carts and break them on the floor.

Hmm... i really don't know any others :-)

Answer 9

I think all of that is rather immature and childish, and as someone who used to work in a supermarket and clean up afterwards, I don't think "trying to get kicked out of a supermarket" is a valuable way for anyone to spend their time.

Answer 10

I got kicked out for making out in an isle.