What Action Would the Goverment Take ?

Question

Iv been reading in the paper that ufo sightings are high , i want to know if we had like 3 or 4 just hovering say for example london what action would be taken , blow them sky high or what? Fair enough public saftey and all that but will humans be the one to shoot 1st?

Answer 1

They would welcome them into `multicultural` Britain, give them a house and pay for any children they have back on their home planet.

Answer 2

We'd have BBQ...us.

Answer 3

with a Labour government, they'll probably tax them for using airspace and fine them for speeding.

they'll soon fly back to their home planets.

Answer 4

Will Smith will save the planet