What Are the Worst Twin Names You've Ever Heard?

Question

Worst twins names you've ever heard?

I work at a customer service line and talked to an OB nurse yesterday. When I asked her about the worst names she'd ever heard for newborns she told me the names of two twin boys born recently. The little guys were named Boya & Boyb (the hospital labeled them Boy A and Boy B, and the mom liked the names).

What's the worst you've ever heard? Twin names always seem to score off the charts in oddness.

Answer 1

some lady here asked about naming her twins honey and india  

Answer 2

I don't know that many twins and the ones that I do know, their names seem to be ok. I'm going to go with the cartoon Rugrats. There were twins on there named Phil and Lil Deville.

Answer 3

Skink Rae and Pero Embareso. My twins names are going to be Lorinda Kiwi and Gurtrude Luna. People keep telling me they are gowing to grow up to be jerks, but I love thoses names!

Answer 4

I've heard Lemon Jello and Lime Jello brothers...how horrible is that? My immediate thought was those parents want their children to be harassed and beat up every day of their lives! some parents have no compassion toward their children when naming them!

Answer 5

Corey and Topenga, I should of never named my kids that =(

Answer 6

Muffy and Buffy.

Jim and Jack (after Jim Beam and Jack Daniels)

Answer 7

Denise and Denephew (Girl and Boy)... JK

J a z z   and   J i z z

(both boys... my Taiwanese co-worker's kids).

Can you imagine all the teasings that younger boy would face at school?

(Thank God they still have their Chinese names...)

Answer 8

As a twin mom myself, I don't know why we are being singled out for having bad taste.  I've heard just as many horrible names of singletons than I have with twins!  Having lots of other twin mom friends, I notice we tend to have the more boring real names that ones that were made up.

Answer 9

Orangejello and Lemonjello.  Basically Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.  Maybe thay are related to Lemon and Lime Jello?